Not a threat. Not a complaint. Just a courtesy warning for everyone in the vicinity.

For the person who says what everyone else is thinking, answers every question with unfiltered honesty, and has never once in their life successfully kept an opinion to themselves — this is your shirt and it is long overdue. The funniest, most perfectly on-brand gift for the most refreshingly real human you know. They will wear it everywhere. Proudly. Without a single filter.